The Gray Goose


Great News:  FREE SHIPPING ON PURCHASES OVER $100!!!!!! (US Addresses Only...)

If you spend less than $100, your shipping rates will vary based on purchase price.  But shipping costs will NEVER exceed $10.95 for standard shipping!

HOW FAST? We know that when you buy something from, you want it right away. With that in mind, we promise to ship within two business days of your order, and usually sooner (often same-day!), so you will have your purchase right away!  You will be notified by email as soon as your package is shipped. That email will include your package's tracking number, so you can keep tabs on its progress if you like.

STANDARD SHIPPING:  All of our packages are shipped by USPS Priority Mail, which will arrive in 2-3 days. Priority Mail includes a tracking number (which we email you).

LOCAL PICKUP: We now offer free local pick up for people who would like to pop in to our brick-and-mortar store in Nevada City, CA and have their order all packed up, pre-paid, and ready to go! Simply use the check-out code TEAMREG at check out and you won't be charged shipping! We'll email you when your order is ready for pick up at our store, 230 Broad St, Nevada City, CA.

SHIPPING COSTS: Our shipping prices are based on total purchase price of your cart and by your location. You will see your shipping costs before you enter your credit card information during check out.

WE ARE ENVIRONMENTALISTS! Finally, we want you to know that we won't ship you a box full of annoying static-y plastic peanuts. Man, we hate those things! We will be using recycled or reused or recyclable materials for as much of our shipping and packing materials as possible.  We hope that you will reuse or recycle all the packaging materials after you receive them.



We will ship through the United States Postal Service.  All international shipping is a flat rate depending on how much you spend. International shipping charges range from $14 to $46.

NOTE! International orders MUST pay through PayPal. THANK YOU!

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